Hand-kissing is a wonderful means of greeting a
lady. It is very common, and unfortunately very commonly
abused, in the SCA. Hopefully, this short article will help
us do it right.
First of all, one kisses the hand in only two social
situations:
1) If you already know the lady, and she offers her hand, or 2) If you are being introduced to her, and she offers her hand. DO NOT run around grabbing any lady's hand, and kissing it, at random. They might just eviscerate you on the spot, and any person witnessing said evisceration will only point and laugh at your social faux pas. Or help out by handing the lady a dull knife or two......if she offers her hand to be kissed, kiss it. If not, DON'T!
(You can "cue" her to offer her hand by extending yours. Be prepared, however, to convert the extension into a flourish of your reverance to avoid the embarrassment of standing there with your hand out looking like a beggar asking for alms......)
There are several degrees of hand-kissing:
With -dry lips-, bend over the hand in a courtly manner, and make the motions of a kiss over the back of the hand. Do NOT touch the hand with your lips. This is correct when first introduced, and is always correct in any situation.
With -dry lips-, bow as above, and kiss the back of the hand, GENTLY. This is correct if you know the lady already. It is NOT correct if you have not been introduced previously. a) You can express "I am overwhelmed by your beauty" by not simply bowing, but by -kneeling- before you kiss her hand. This gives a good opportunity to look longingly into her eyes. Make sure her arm will reach you as you kneel....if you yank her over on top of you, you will need to move to another planet and change your name. Remember the axiom: "The Society never forgets!" Or, if you are lucky, accept your evisceration stoically.
The above forms are the generally accepted means of hand-kissing. What follows are more intimate kisses that should NOT be done simply whenever you want to, but ONLY to those ladies that would enjoy it........and be ready to apoligize PROFUSELY if they take offense! If you are unsure AT ALL of the lady's reaction, DON'T DO IT. You don't know her well enough to do it if you can't be absolutely sure of her response. (Don't let your own ego get in the way of your analysis of her possible reactions!) And, needless to say, (but it must be said) these last three are extremely off limits to ladies under legal age!
Bend over the hand, gently turn it over, and, with dry lips, kiss the palm. This implies extreme admiration for her beauty, and adoration-at-a-distance. Close the lady's hand on the kiss, afterwards, and murmur something nice, like "I pray you, keep this as a memory of me..."
Bend over the hand, gently turn it over, and with as dry a tongue as you can manage, lick it. This implies extreme admiration for her beauty, and a wish for a more.... ah....intimate aquaintance.
It takes a great deal of sprezzatura ("cavalier
attitude") to carry this off well. Don't try it unless
you are confident of your ability to deliver on the
implied promise.....and you are very confident the lady
will not kill you on the spot. Don't try it if you can't
"play Cavalier" very well indeed, because you will only
come off as a lout otherwise.
The last form might be considered offensive by some. DO
NOT try it unless you are on very intimate terms (not
necessarily sexual!) with the lady. I have made Duchesses'
knees buckle with this one:
Bend over the hand, just a little, so you can look into her eyes (you will need to raise the hand a bit to do it), gently spread the fingers apart, and, with a dry tongue, and using only the tip, lick gently between two of the fingers, on the web. This is an obvious promise....DON'T do it unless you are willing and able to keep it.
Notice that I have always specified "dry." Wet, sloppy kisses are Not Appreciated. The practice of sucking on fingers is gauche, and the business of kissing the hand, and continuing the kisses up the arm is simply stupid, or good as a comedic turn. Clicking the heels as one kisses her hand is out-of-period. When saying farewell, one may kiss the hand if it is offered. If the lady offers her cheek, kiss it as in (2) above, gently and with dry lips.
Hand-kissing is an art form, and should be used along
with courtly bows, flourishes of one's hat, and all the rest
of the "bells and whistles" that go with courtly behaviour.
But......tread lightly! When you kiss a lady's hand, you
go where even angels fear to tread.
And: NEVER EVER force your attentions on the lady in ANY
manner. Such an action is the mark of an uncultured boor,
and places you in the category of "waste of food and air on
an overcrowded tourney field."
A small point on the etiquette of hand-kissing: there is a proper part of a Lady's hand to kiss. This is the upper finger-bone (closest to the wrist) of the ring-finger of the left hand. A gentleman will lift a Lady's left hand, (being VERY sensitive to ANY hesitation on her part, which if seen turns this motion into a hand-shake), with his right. The reason for this should be immediately clear. In kissing the part of the hand where tradition places a wedding and/or engagement ring, the gentleman implicitly acknowledges the Lady's status as declared on that finger. To kiss a wedding ring is to recognize its presence, and to accept it. To kiss the same place unadorned, is to declare that one is aware of such absence. This latter state does not excuse the Lord from on-going sensitivity to the Lady's reaction to any potential suit, but it may grant at least prima-facie permission to try his luck.